Apparently, Pamela Anderson is coming after Queen Elizabeth because of those fabulous tall furry hats her guardsmen are forced to wear, though some of us at the office would do it willingly.

According to PETA, one bear is killed for each of those hats, and the former Playboy playmate is working with a Russian faux-fur manufacturer, Only Me, to develop fake bearskin for the guardsman.

“They are sending two prototype this week from Moscow,” a source from PETA said to Page Six.

No word on whether the Queen of England actually owns, or much less knows what faux fur actually is. One this is sure sure though: She knows how to wear a necklace!