Woody Allen Goes After Mia and Ronan Farrow in New Book

So… we don’t know what to think about this madness.

Woody Allen is attempting to paint Mia Farrow as a troubled mother who slept naked in bed with her “prized” son Ronan Farrow until he was 11.

In his new memoir, the director speaks on their 13-year affair, saying he still believes that Ronan is his biological son, despite Mia’s past suggestion that he could be the son of Frank Sinatra.

“I think he’s mine, though I’ll never really know,” he writes in Apropos of Nothing. “She may have still been sleeping with Frank, as she hinted, and may have had any number of outside affairs, for all I know.”

He also accused the beloved actress of possibly having been molested, describing her family as “rife with extremely ominous behavior that swelled in the years I knew her.”

Woody also said that Mia first told him she wanted to have his baby on one of their first dates, calling it a “red flag.” Then weeks later, she suggested they marry.

Here’s the thing… Woody definitely has an ax to grind, but is this the smartest (or classiest) way to sell a book? Probably not.

Still, you know folks are going to be reading it.