Josh Brolin Went Perineum Sunning & It Didn’t End Well… Ouch!
As we previously reported, perineum sunning is the hot new thing these days. It’s basically sun bathing, but for that space between your anus and genitalia (sorry to be graphic, kiddos).
Actor Josh Brolin seems to be in on the new craze, but according to a new Instagram post, things didn’t quite end as he wanted it to.
“My pucker hole is crazy burned,” he wrote. “I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain.”
He continued, “I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously.”
LOL! Well we could have told you that, Josh.
We recommend that all those willing to place their perineums in the sun for long periods of time… just don’t do it.
You’ll thank us later.