Straight Guy Is Suing Equinox Because Of Naughty Happenings In Steam Room

Apparently, a New York man was so shocked at what happened in an Equinox steam room during his lunch break that he’s now bringing his concern to the Manhattan Supreme Court in a suit against the fitness chain. 

For those of you who need help reading between the lines here… the man in question witnessed a couple guys hooking up. 

“I’m relaxing, I’m sitting in the corner, it’s very meditative,” the man said of the mood in the steam room, according to The Post. “The steam clears… And I look across from me. This gentleman, sitting pretty close, his towel is open, his legs are spread and he’s looking right at me, and the guy next to him was rubbing [the man’s] inner thigh.” 

He added, “He’s looking right at me, his towel’s off and he’s masturbating. Just then, he noticed a third man allegedly looking at him while touching himself.

“I thought, ‘No escape, I’m going to be sexually assaulted,’” he recalls thinking just before “fleeing.”

Read more at The Post.