Tina Fey Says She Never Made Any Of Her Employees Look At Her Genitals

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After winning a Writers Guild Award, Tina Fey and Robert Carlock didn’t waste any time making a joke about what may have been the elephant in the room: sexual harassment.

“If you have a meeting with Robert, when you get there he will never be just getting out of the shower,” Tina said. “That is just how low the bar is now. We never made anyone who worked for us look at our genitals.”

“If you have a meeting with Robert, when you get there he will never be just getting out of the shower,” Fey said. “That is just how low the bar is now. We never made anyone who worked for us look at our genitals.”

“Tina Fey should be on a postage stamp and not just because that would mean she’s dead,” Robert said. “I can’t believe how lucky I am to use her goodwill to write nonsense and my stupid ideas. She’s the one that gets attacked every time.”

Looking out at the crowd of writers at New York’s Edison Ballroom, Tina said she was “reminded of how hard I worked to get out of this room. I had my teeth fixed, I had people shoot lasers at my face and I did so many squats. Now, like ‘Lady Bird’ right near the end, I understand this room will always be the best part of me.”