Comedian and former cohost on The View, Michelle Collins, read aloud a few emails Sarah Jessica Parker sent to a friend of hers who works for her as part of her “Magic Mich” comedy show. And let’s just say they’re pretty interesting.

Sarah apparently instructs her staff to refill a tiny 1.75 oz container of Vaseline with a small spoon or knife for her children’s use, though she doesn’t want the jar to be “too big” so it won’t clutter the house, and that the cutlery they use to refill it must be hand-washed using a paper towel then a cycle in the dishwasher.

Additionally, she asks for a bottle of face wash and Neutrogena body wash to be continually replaced for her 14-year-old son in his personal shower. In fact, that applies for all items in her house — to be inspected and replaced when necessary.

In another email, Sarah Jessica Parker wrote the family’s shopping list for Taco Tuesday whereby she says “whatever meat goes in tacos.”

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