Chris Pine is totally not like the other Chris’ in Hollywood, and he let us know that right away during his opening monologue at Saturday Night Live.

“As many of you know, I have a movie coming out this weekend. It’s called Guardians of the Galaxy,” he said, to which the audience began cheering. “See, you see, I knew that was going to happen. I’m not in Guardians of the Galaxy. That is Chris Pratt. I am Chris Pine.”

Then, because Chris Pine is GOD, he started performing to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl:”

“I’m not that Chris / I look just like him, but I’m not that Chris / Not Pratt or Hemsworth, I’m a different guy / Not Evans either, I’m my own cool vibe.”

Watch Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon, and Pete Davidson enter the picture, too. It’s SO funny!