Following the horrific incident on United Airlines, where they dragged a doctor from his seat when he refused to give it up in exchange for incentives due to him needing to be at the hospital the next day (resulting in a bloody face and a viral video), Jimmy Kimmel responded with a very special United Airlines PSA video.

“That is such sanitized, say-nothing, take-no responsibility corporate BS speak,” Kimmel said of United CEO’s unsympathetic statement. “I don’t know how the guy who sent this tweet didn’t vomit when he typed it out.”

The statement read:

“This is an upsetting event to all of us here at United. I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers. Our team is moving with a sense of urgency to work with authorities and conduct our own detailed review of what happened.”

Jimmy’s video included a flight attendant who ain’t gonna take your bullsh*t.

“We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say, and there won’t be a problem, capiche?” the flight attendant said. “If we say you fly, you fly. If not, tough shit. Give us a problem, and we’ll drag your ass off the plane. And if you resist, we’ll beat you so badly you’ll be using your own face as a flotation device.”

“United Airlines. F–k you,” the fake ad concluded.