In case you didn’t know, Tom Brady’s Super Bowl-winning jersey went missing directly after the game — and it’s still missing, now presumed stolen. According to the Houston Police Department, the jersey is valued at half a million bucks!

TMZ obtained a police report that lists Tom Brady, 39, a victim whose missing property is “described as a ‘NFL New England Patriots Football Jersey’ valued at $500K.”

Tom noticed that the jersey was missing while in the locker room, just minutes after the teams epic win against the Atlanta Falcons. Police are currently listing the crime as a 1st degree felony.

If you or anyone has seen this missing jersey, please… don’t be an idiot and return it to the proper authorities. Because let’s face it, it’s not like you can pawn Tom Brady’s jersey.