It’s clear that J.K. Rowling is the biggest badass on Twitter right now — not only is she the richest writer in history, but her wit totally outshines all seven of her famous Harry Potter books.

The woman knows how to come out swinging. She speaks on behalf of those underserved and underloved. She’s our hero and we’re totally obsessed with her battle against the Twitter trolls, especially when it comes to Trump’s unspeakable Muslim ban.

Read and be inspired:

Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I’ve still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. pic.twitter.com/kVoi8VGEoK

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 31, 2017

I think he’s got a crush on me. pic.twitter.com/eberOUoJt1

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 1, 2017

Actually, we’re thinking of selling them in pairs in future; a ‘read one, burn one’ deal for those who like the magic, but not the morals. https://t.co/EPsXoDodr7

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 1, 2017

Guess it’s true what they say: you can lead a girl to books about the rise and fall of an autocrat, but you still can’t make her think. pic.twitter.com/oB7Aq6Xz8M

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 1, 2017

I think you mean ‘shudder’, unless there’s a biblical character called Shutter I’ve forgotten. pic.twitter.com/x1uOy6n3BH

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017

Unless you’re actually a hooded chihuahua, I’m pretty sure I win on the ‘not hiding’ front. I quite like ‘old whore’, though. #Shakespearean pic.twitter.com/0pIEVfrGn7

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017

In – Free – Countries – Anyone – Can – Talk – About – Politics.

Try sounding out the syllables aloud, or ask a fluent reader to help. pic.twitter.com/K1j19EIU5f

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 28, 2017