Jon Stewart never misses a beat when it comes to “politi-culture,” especially this year — one of the most fragile times in American history.

So of course the comedian had to return to his roots, comedy, to discuss his views. In an appearance on The Late Show, Jon let it all hang loose (literally, that hair piece was not secure).

“I hereby direct that to secure our border, China shall immediately and without hesitation send us their wall,” Jon said as Donald Trump executing his order of commands. “Done. Boom!”

His second order was, “I, Donald J. Trump, have instructed my staff to speak only in bullshit. And by the way, none of that ‘Sure, I’ll speak bullshit at work but at home I’m going to use facts and real information.’ No! Bullshit all the time. Immersion: It’s the only way to be fluent.”

Then finally: “I, Donald J. Trump, am exhausting. It has been eleven days, Stephen. Eleven f***ing days. Eleven. The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the public. The reason that I am exhausting is that every instinct and fiber of my pathological self-regard calls me to abuse of power…

“No one action will be adequate, all action will be necessary, and if we do not allow Donald Trump to exhaust our fight and somehow come out of this presidency calamity-less and constitutionally, partially intact, then I, Donald J. Trump, will have demonstrated the greatness of America, just not the way I thought I was going to.”