Jamie Dornan may never be able to look at office supplies quite the same way!

When the Fifty Shades Darker star visited The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, Ellen had a naughty little plan up her sleeve. Dressed as a sexy Staples employee complete with plastic cleavage, she tied him to the bed and busted out her favorite “sex toys”. As she pulled out her staple remover, Jamie said:

“You know, I’m not really into that. I don’t really think anybody’s into that.”

And that was just the beginning!

Video Credit: YouTube/The Ellen Show

Not quite as hot as the stuff ‘Christian Grey’ is used to, but hey, different strokes for different folks!

Fifty Shades Darker open February 10.