Tiffany Haddish is always looking for a sexy man! (Aren’t we all?)

The comedian recently appeared on The Wendy Williams Show to discuss her new film Like a Boss, and while she was there she played a round of “Like a Bedroom Boss” (i.e. “Who’d You Rather?” but with celebrities.)

When Wendy asked “Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio?” the funny ladies replied:

“I would choose Leo but he wouldn’t choose me because I’m too old,” Wendy said, to which Tiffany chimed in that Brad was “sexy for his age, but he’s got too many kids for me.”

“I would only hook up with Leo as his character in ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape,'” Tiffany revealed. “Why? because that’s a man who’s gonna be passionate with you. I like Arnie. This right here, Arnie, he gonna love you like he love his mama, but better!”

Next up: Common vs. Michael B. Jordan…

“I have made multiple passes at Michael B Jordan, I don’t think I’m his type,” Tiffany said. “I know Common likes chocolate, so I’m gonna roll with that.”

Then came:

The Rock or Jason Momoa? “Jason Momoa, I want to grease his scalp,” Tiffany explained. “I’m gonna get with Jason Momoa, I’m gonna do his hair for him, rub his shoulders, lick between them tattoos, trace ’em.”

When it comes to Trevor Noah and Shia LaBeouf, Tiffany took an interesting route:

“I would love to have an intellectual conversation with Trevor, but Shia LaBeouf look like he break your back,” she said. “He look like he nasty too, he do nasty stuff. I know he be nasty.”

Haha! Tiffany and Wendy are so good together. Can these ladies do this more often?!