Gwyneth Paltrow loves Christmas. And we mean loves Christmas…

In a new commercial for the star’s wellness brand, Goop, she gifted herself a vibrator while changing into several holiday looks from the December collection of Goop’s fashion line, G. Label.

The commercial opens with Gwyneth wrapping a Christmas present. Simple enough, right? Well the narrator takes it a step further.

“The holidays are here,” a narrator starts. “Because they never turn out how you imagine, you must cherish the joy of getting ready. First, put on a record to set the mood. Oh yeah. Do everything in slow motion. Make this feeling last.”

The actress then mixes herself a drink and flashes a smile.

“Someone’s double-fisting,” the narrator says. “And dammit! She’s earned it… go ahead and have a laugh, even if it is just for the camera.”

“Do something for others but don’t forget about No. 1,” the narrator continues as Gwyneth almost slips a sex toy into one one of the stockings, before reconsidering and keeping it for herself. “Yes, that is a vibrator.”

LOL! We have to hand it to Gwyneth… with all the trolling Goop has received in the last year, she certainly knows how to brush it off and have a laugh.

Ho Ho Ho, everyone!