Dolly Parton’s Husband Fantasizes About a Threesome With Jennifer Aniston. YAS!

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Hey, everyone deserves to have a “hall pass,” i.e. someone their significant other wouldn’t mind giving them a freebie to have a casual encounter with. Apparently, that one person for Dolly Parton’s husband is Jennifer Aniston. 

“I love her to death,” she said of Jennifer on The Tonight Show. “My husband is crazy about her, and he was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music. You see, I think he fantasizes, like a threesome.”

Once she made it clear that she was only joking, she quipped, “I think he can’t get it out to pee, much less get it up for three!” 

See Dolly. This is why we love you.