The One Thing Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman Fight About The Most


Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman have a new book out called The Greatest Love Story Ever Told, revealing private stories about their long and successful marriage. In a new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the couple dive right into even more secrets. 

“We’re too busy having sex to fight,” Megan quips. “There’s a perception of us as this perfect couple, so we’ve always been paranoid that if we get into a scrape at the grocery store, it’s going to be running on a chyron on CNN. That’s ridiculous, of course, but I’m exaggerating to make a point, the point being that people think that we have such an idyllic relationship that if we had a normal spat, like people do sometimes in public places.” 

Nick added, “We’re accused of being ‘couple goals’ enough that it puts a pressure on you in the public eye — We’re supposed to be amazing. Shit.” 

Still, Megan said, “Early on, our fights were more splashy than they are now. Now they’re pretty boring. But we had some good ones early on,” adding, “I’m a lot more mellow than Nick is.” 

“You’re all chill. All the time. It’s hard to get a rise out of you,” he said. “And I’m like a f—ing moth in a lamp.” 

The largest burden they face isn’t what you expect… slow walking: 

“I call Nick Farmer Joe sometimes,” she laughs. “Or Grandpa Joe. Because he’s so f—ing slow. In the beginning of our relationship, we’d be walking, and I’d be like eight miles ahead of him. Because he f—ing WALKS so slow. And I’d say, ‘Use your legs! Let’s go!’” 


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