During Saturday Night Live’s premiere this weekend, Pete Davidson spoke about his personal life during Weekend Update. 

“I got engaged and no one could believe it. I can’t believe it,” he said. “I get it, she’s the No. 1 pop star in the world and I’m that guy from ‘SNL’ that everyone thinks is in desperate need of more blood.” He then joked about getting a prenup: “I wanted one, God forbid we split up and she takes half my sneakers.” 

“I’m totally comfortable being with a successful woman. I live at her place. She pays like sixty grand for rent, and all I have to do is stock the fridge,” he continued. Then, he joked about switching her birth control for tic tacs. “I believe in us and all, but I just want to make sure that she can’t go anywhere.”