Talk about a party pooper!

Steve Martin and Martin Short recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and discussed their parties where they and their friends apparently have colonoscopies. “We thought, everybody at our age … at a certain age, you want to get a colonoscopy,” said Steve. “… We all came over, we played poker and we watched some funny movie and you drink all this stuff.”

The men thought, well, why not make it fun? “We’re very excited. We go to Steve’s house around 5 p.m. the night before; we call it ‘Colonoscopy Eve’ in Canada,” joked Martin. “And it’s catered. There’s Jell-O, you know, there’s not much you can [eat], you have to purge all day and then we toast.”

“What’s shocking is with Steve, you know, he’s a wealthy man. Who would think he would have one bathroom?” he said. “I mean, by 10 p.m., the bathroom looks like day 14 of a Carnival Cruise.”