Sandra Bullock Does Penis Facials, & They Apparently Work

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The secret to perfect skin lies with… well, penises? According to Sandra Bullock at least.

“It’s this way in which one forces, through microneedling … it pushes through the skin and ruptures the collagen and boosts it,” she told Ellen of what some refer to as the penis facial. “You look like a burn victim for a day, but then it pushes the serum … an extraction from a, um, piece of skin.”

“It’s foreskin from a Korean baby,” Ellen exclaims. “That’s what it is. Who comes up with this?”

“It’s not like I’m lying there with little pieces all over my face,” Bullock quips. “Well I call it the penis facial and I think when you see how good it is for your face you too will run to your local facialist and say, ‘Give me the penis.’ That’s what’s going to happen.”