Amy Schumer Promised Husband Oral Sex In Wedding Vows
Amy Schumer is totally ready for marriage, and she’s gearing up for a long, hard, happy one!
Reportedly, the comedian promised in her vows that she would “keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t.”
“Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard,” she said of the vows to E! News. “In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t.’ And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f–king loser.’ It was all like awful s–t.”
“It feels f–king good!” she shouted. “I’m a wife as hell. But it’s like a novelty. Somebody went to sit next to [Chris] and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting here,’ and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that. I just have been really overusing it to a degree that’s insane. Like, when it’s completely uncalled for.”