Hell No! Steve Bannon is Coming Back to Hollywood

Get ready, folks. Steve Bannon is reportedly getting back in the movie business.

According to Page Six, since Steve left the White House he’s been taking loads of meetings with movie companies. He’s already returned to full time as executive chairman of Breitbart New, which makes some people thinking he’ll start creating movies around the conservative website’s ideals — oy vey!

One source thinks it’s likely he’s interested in making Westerns. “The Western thing actually makes sense when you consider his strategy with Trump,” they said. “Maybe [Bannon] thinks there’s an untapped market for movies about John Wayne-style alpha males.”

Steve made right-wing policital documentaries in the 2000s, and even penned a hip-hop musical about the LA riots.

George Clooney told the Daily Beast this week, “If he’d somehow managed miraculously to get that thing produced, he’d still be in Hollywood, still making movies and licking my a – – to get me to do one of his stupid-a – – screenplays. Steve Bannon is a little wannabe writer who would do anything in the world to have had a script made in Hollywood.”

Shade, Mr. Clooney, shade…