JFK’s Grandson Paddleboarding Shirtless in Manhattan is Exactly What We Want

JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg is one sexy beast, and in an article for New York magazine, he shares how he recently made a paddleboarding trip around Manhattan on a stand-up paddle board for charity.

“With beet juice pulsing through my veins and electrolytes and Gu packs strapped to my back, I took to the East River to begin the Sea Paddle, a 25-mile circumnavigation race around Manhattan,” the Harvard student wrote. “Before the whistle blew, I accidentally fell in the river trying to make some adjustments to my board,” he said, joking, “It’s true what they say: Nothing tastes quite like the East River.”