OJ Simpson Allegedly Caught Masturbating in Cell As He Awaits Parole Hearing

According to TMZ, “there’s a story circulating that OJ Simpson’s parole might be in jeopardy because he was caught masturbating in his cell at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada.”

However, TMZ’s law enforcement people say it didn’t happen.

“It is against Nevada Dept. of Corrections policy to release inmate disciplinary history to the public,” a statement read. “It is also against policy to release inaccurate information. No official from our department would have released the information in question.”

Thankfully, there’s no actual rule about masturbation in prison — I’m sure they all do it?!