Ireland Baldwin Roasts Her Dad & Mentions the ‘Rude, Thoughtless Pig’ Voicemail
Do you guys remember the voicemail Alec Baldwin left circa 2007 in which he called Ireland a “rude, thoughtless, little pig?” Well it was shared around news outlets and was a huge story. Apparently his daughter has not forgotten it, and has instead chosen to spin it around into something HYSTERICAL!
21-year old Ireland roasted her dad on Spike TV’s One Night Only series at the Apollo Theater, and came full swing.
“Hello, my name is Ireland, and I’m a Baldwin. Yes, I’m a member of that family. The Baldwins,” the model began. “I see other recovering Baldwins here. Some cousins, uncles… I’m here to roast this big old ham I call my father. Speaking of pigs. Some of you may remember me as that thoughtless little pig you read about. That was a decade ago, and my dad and I are in a much better place now. He would never say something like that. Because I’m 6’2″ and I would kick his a–.”
She continued, “The truth is, that whole awful period nearly killed him emotionally. I wouldn’t see my dad that upset ever again…until I showed him my first tattoo. Okay, my second tattoo. I couldn’t show him where I got the first one… I know you’ve heard this and time again, but I really am proud to be your daughter, and I’m so happy to be here tonight. And I absolutely love and adore you.”