Meet the Instagram Hunk People Are Calling ‘Tree Man’ — OMFG

After a photo went super viral on Twitter of a super hot guy who is seemingly as tall and thick as the sexiest tree we’ve ever seen, the world began searching far and wide for the man they labeled the “Tree Man.”

Turns out, they found him to be Danny Jones, a personal trainer with dashing good looks and arms as thick as a bridge.

He’s basically a giant tree — with muscle.

… who can’t fit on the bed, but loves to play cars with kids.

He’s also handy.

GOD BLESS THE TREE MAN!