Orlando Bloom’s penis is probably as famous as he is — so much so that apparently it has its own Tumblr (?).

Anyway, his penis was leaked when he and ex girlfriend Katy Perry were on vacation in Italy. The actor was caught paddle boarding naked, and since the photos broke the Internet last August, he has remained pretty silent — until now.

In a new interview with ELLE UK, he said: “I wouldn’t have put myself in that position if I’d thought it would happen.”

To his credit, he’s dealt with crazy paparazzi before, but none have been ballsy enough to take pictures of him naked and leak it to the wider world.

“I’ve been photographed a million times in a million ways. I have good radar,” he said “We’d been completely alone for five days. Nothing around us. There was no way anyone could get anything. So I had a moment of feeling free.”

Orlando, can you have more of those free feelings (just saying)?