This had to have been one of the best brunches known to mankind — a real life Sex and the City with genuinely powerful ladies.

Apparently, Michelle Obama, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Roberts and Gayle King met up for brunch at the Breslin, a hip gastropub in the city, and sat for a “long time in a booth having Champagne and Bloody Marys with their meal,” a source told Page Six.

Of course they were surrounded by Secret Service, so nosy diners weren’t able to snoop in on their conversation, but we assume it went something like this:

Michelle: So, then Melania comes to my house [The White House] and is all like, ‘I don’t think I’m gonna live here. I’d rather live in New York, at my husbands tower.’

Gayle: Tower is right.

Michelle: Can you believe that girl?

Gayle: — no respect!

Michelle: How dare she?

Gayle: …bitch.

Sarah Jessica: I wonder who does her hair.

Gayle: Definitely not the person who does her husband’s.

Robin: Her hair is nice.

Michelle: Who cares about her hair!

Sarah Jessica: What? It’s good hair…