Kelly Ripa doesn’t have any secrets, especially when it comes to her marriage with Mark Conseuelos, who’s equally as open (and adorable).

On this morning’s episode of Live! With Kelly, she laid it down on her man, telling the audience he’s not necessarily the nicest guy in town after having sex.

“When there’s special married couple time in our house—do you know what I’m talking about?” Kelly asked, “Because there’s kids watching so I’m just going to say let’s call it special grownup time. He’s immediately mean to me afterwards and I don’t like that. I think it’s bizarre. He becomes short with me, like irritated… I’m like, ‘Oh, now you’re irritated? You were so loving three minutes ago!”

Oh man! Watch the exchange below: