Say What?! Lena Dunham Says Donald Trump Made Her Lose Weight

Who knew Donald Trump was so powerful he made people want to lose weight? (Maybe it’s the hair)

In an interview with Howard Stern, Girls star and creator Lena Dunham gave Donald credit for her being able to lose a few pounds. But not for the reasons you think — he literally made her nauseous. We’re with you, Lena!

“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” she said… Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.”

Lena said her Donald-infused food forgiving diet plan was at its peek when our president called her a “B-list actor with no mojo” — yes, those words came from the president. When asked if it’s a mistake for Trump to be so thin skinned, she replied “Here’s the funny thing. Of course, it’s a mistake, but we’re talking about him like he’s a person who is operating in a sane way, we’re talking about him like a person who doesn’t have a personality disorder.”

Like most people in the world, Lena was hopeful at first, telling Howard that Trump winning seemed like a “joke,” adding “the most qualified candidate we’ve ever had is running against a steak salesman. We’re going to be fine.”

Until we weren’t.